People will ask me “how is John Gray doing?” before they ask how “I” am doing. Kind of rude. Hurts my feeling a bit but that’s okay…I’m a very apathetic type of guy. <sniff sniff>
Well John has turned a corner in his road to recovery and the roads around his town. Proof: he took the “bouncy car” out for the first time in months since his surgery. Not sure if I can mention why he had surgery. I forget if he wants to keep that private. Sure knocked him on has arse though. Then he had “other stuff happen” and that it was better that I didn’t know. He’s got a full beard now. Wish I could grow a beard. I’m still using the same disposable razor I stole from my sister in high school. All in all, it was good to have coffee with him again and talk Porsches. I didn’t bring up the beard.
So the next time you see me, be sure to ask how “I” am doing and don’t be so freakin’ rude. I just told you how John’s doing. Bastards.