TO BE BLOWN THIN BY THE WIND

OFFICER: You know why I pulled you over – right?

BOB: Yes, I was using my smart(est) phone to take pictures.

OFFICER: You mind telling me what was so interesting that you had to take pictures while operating a vehicle?

BOB: The jet stream intersecting the sun.

OFFICER: What?

BOB: Look at the sky. How often do you see that happen? I had to take the pic before it disappeared.

OFFICER: Who do you think you are…Ansel Adams?

BOB: No. I’m Bob Tilton.

<SILENCE>

OFFICER: Bob Tilton of Werk Crew?

BOB: Yes.

OFFICER: You haven’t posted anything in awhile…you mind explaining yourself?

BOB: I’ve been busy.

<SILENCE AGAIN, STERN EYE CONTACT, FISTFUL OF DOLLARS WHISTLE IN BACKGROUND>

OFFICER: I think you need to start posting again. I’ll let you off with a warning if you promise to post that pic tonight. 

BOB: It’s a picture of the sun. I don’t think people will care.

OFFICER: I don’t think you heard me.

BOB: Alright! So serious.

<STERN EYE CONTACT, FISTFUL OF DOLLARS WHISTLE STARTS AGAIN>

OFFICER: Is that calendar done yet?

BOB: No.

<STERN EYE CONTACT, FISTFUL OF DOLLARS WHISTLE STARTS AGAIN>

BOB: Again with the whistling? Seriously?

OFFICER: What whistling? Are you on dope? Do I need to do a cavity search on you?

BOB: My dentist says I don’t have any cavities.

OFFICER: Get that calendar done. Now get moving…Bob Tilton of Werk Crew and may the wind blow you thin.

<PAUSE TO WAIT FOR THE WHISTLING…DOESN’T COME>

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14 Responses to TO BE BLOWN THIN BY THE WIND

  1. johnt says:

    Bob,

    I’m missing my 10mm, 6 point combination wrench. Can you help?

    johnt

  2. Jeroen says:

    Thanks! I needed a good laugh!

  3. dave pugh says:

    Thx for the smile!

  4. tim lindner says:

    It’s a contrail. Jetstreams are invisible and not made by jets.

  5. John Glynn says:

    Tim, this is true but jetstream is a million times cooler as a word. Go with the artistic licence 😉

  6. Bob Tilton says:

    Tim. You’re getting a cavity search today at work.

  7. Mark Morrissey says:

    Bleeping hilarious!

  8. John Straub says:

    What a mental picture…you had me rolling on the floor.

  9. Steve says:

    ah sh#t… Is it cavity search day again….. Its a wonder Tim and I can get any work done

  10. Bob Tilton says:

    Steve – we all know those cavity searches are voluntary. Not sure why Tim is always first in line.

  11. Steve says:

    Bob,
    When I see you wearing the green gloves I know its not going to be a good day.

  12. tim lindner says:

    Result: clean as a whistle. Thanks Bob!

  13. Kevin Pringle says:

    “Uhh, can you please take off your ring?” – “That’s not my ring, it’s my watch.”

  14. John Rice says:

    Bob,

    It COULD have happened. Really.

    Second, every time I go in for a physical…. my dr. asks me if I WANT that optional exam…. Makes ya wonder.

    Last, THANKS

    JohnR

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